I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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