belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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