Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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