dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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