Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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