How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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