I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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