I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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