careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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