He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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