If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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