people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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