Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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