Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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