your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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