two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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