super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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