I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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