But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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