My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Brb crying the tears of my youth
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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