so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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