I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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