How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Randomize