Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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