yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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