North Korea, Best Korea!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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