Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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