I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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