Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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