She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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