Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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