you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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