You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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