it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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