You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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