He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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