T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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