And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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