Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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