he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No stitches, just platelets and will power
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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