Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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