My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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