You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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