So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
not ubering you a puppy
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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