my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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