her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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