Its about making memories worth repressing
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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