i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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