just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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