so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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